So I finished scraping the paint and glue off of my concrete floors yesterday. Out of nowhere Steven Christopher Wallace showed up to help, and I was working in nothing but my underwear and a pair of tennis shoes. So then I had to put on some pants, but after a while I was like […]
“Your room is like your personality exploded all over the place”
By Brandon Adamson
Then Buster!…You’re General Custer!
By Brandon Adamson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIg0SaLObkQ First thing I do when I finish remodeling my place is pour myself a bottle of Pinot Grigio and watch all the Dean Martin “Matt Helm” spy movies in a row.: The Silencers Murderers Row The Ambushers The Wrecking Crew alone if I have to..BUT any girl who will sit through all four of […]
the pigkeeper’s daughter
By Brandon Adamson
So last night after the bar, I went over to Nikki’s house, which was in friendtown(as opposed to bonetown,) but when you have a friend as rad as Nikki, that’s all you need. Anyway, on the way over we stopped at QT because she wanted to buy some snackula in the form of salt and […]
Q: What do you call a normal female thought process? A:That of a sociopathic man. -SCW
By Brandon Adamson
Well. I finally got the keys to my place. I plan on moving in sometime this weekend, but I have to paint and do some work on the floors first, and make the place look as mod as possible. So I will be spending most of this evening painting, and most of tomorrow. I’m not […]
checkmate in three moves in your heyday, but…
By Brandon Adamson
So as an accompaniment to this entry I was going to post a youtube of the song Human Hands by Elvis Costello, only to discover that youtube only contains a zillion videos of Sondre Lerche’s cover version of the Elvis Costello song. I’m sure it’s great and all, but it’s typically depressing that a new […]
Big League Chew
By Brandon Adamson
Three nights in a row I have fallen asleep around 9:30. I guess a zillion nights in a row of getting only 4 or 5 hours of sleep has finally caught up with me. I have to get out of this rut though. Sleep is such a waste of time and not going out for […]
white shoes / black shoes
By Brandon Adamson
There was a shoe sale at Nordstrom’s last Friday so I bought some much needed new shoes. Anybody who knows me, knows that I almost exclusively wear white shoes. I just prefer them. There’s just something about a person who walks into a room wearing white shoes. If you don’t believe me just watch Chevy […]
One Hart Too Many
By Brandon Adamson
So part of my daily wandering routine includes going to Borders and reading biographies of famous actors from the 50’s and 60’s. One of the best of these is Tony Curtis’ American Prince, which I’ve written about here before in various contexts. These books are also kind of depressing, as they represent a long gone […]
summer of like
By Brandon Adamson
I ended up buying a condo on 38th st and Indian School. It was built in 1967, and is about as mod as I could hope for. My loan was finally approved so I should get the keys in a couple days. Feel free to come over and drink wine, listen to records, and watch […]
tennis balls and mirror mazes
By Brandon Adamson
How’s the weather, whether or not we’re together, Touch me but don’t let me down. Maybe I’m just hanging around, with my head up, upside down.. it’s a pity, I can’t seem to find someone who’s as… pretty and lovely as you There needs to be a manual for how to deal with emotionally healthy […]