Chalk it up to GFE

So one day while I was looking at condos online, I ended up stumbling onto a mini-subculture of internet perviness I had previously been completely unaware of. I had been contemplating buying a place at the Mirada Garden condominiums, built in 1962 and converted from apartments in 2008. I put the address of the complex […]
Once, Twice, Three Times, I’d put a baby in Lady Gaga

Something amazing happened a couple of weeks ago while I was in Las Vegas for the CES show. As I was lying in my hotel room one night watching tv at the mid-tier “Flamingo” establishment located on the strip, somewhere deep in my mind I began to of all things… develop a bizarre crush. It […]
no luggage, merely a carry on

“Excuse me sir, will you be checking any luggage?” “No, just a carry on…I don’t have any real baggage, only a chip on my shoulder that I take everywhere I go” “Oh I’m sorry sir, we can’t let you through security with that…it makes you seem too creepy to the other passengers and it will […]
a poem for the ages

Out of Me oh, what will it takes not to make the leap from patience to a patient. when one can’t catch a break can’t buy a bucket, my luck at the slots of a lot in life is worse than the licentious howlers that suck it -Brandon Adamson
space mountain of fountain drinks

QT is totally the Disneyland of convenience stores. Seriously, it makes Circle K and 7-Eleven look like one of those ghetto “mall carnivals.”
poem of the week

From my book, SideQuests Carefully Chosen Words Feel free about your feelings to ramble to your heart’s content if it is even possible or even seems a cause worthy who knows if that vessel is still sea worthy to reach such a destination. (I should hope not!) but for me when it comes to you […]
“ivana hump ivana trump”

Saturday Rick Bahto picked me up from the airport, and we went to eat at LGO where I had the “a mushroom party” pizza which was damn good. Let me just say that there are serious beauties that work there including a girl who looks like an Egyptian princess. While we were there a song […]
what would bugsy siegel say

Saturday I got back from Las Vegas where I attended the Consumer Electronics Convention(CES.) 3D tvs are apparently going to be the big new thing. Would be cooler if no tv was going to be the new big thing. Las Vegas was fun but mostly exhausting from all the walking around I did carrying stuff. […]