Las Vegas II

  This was my bed at The Flamingo, where I had sex with the hottest girl ever. She just wasn’t actually there while it was happening. I didn’t intend to make this stupid ass face. I almost fell for this marketing tactic. If only they would have had a slot machine that had Lisa Eilbacher […]

Have a Blue Christmas, in Las Vegas Part I

That’s right. My Christmas this year was mostly spent wandering the Las Vegas strip like a stray dog. I was there for 4 days, which is an incredible amount of time to be in Vegas. Despite being mildly depressed, I made the most of the trip. The second night I was there I walked all […]