Reflections and Scenes From a Mallrat
The touch screen on my phone stopped working a couple of weeks ago, and I had to drive all the way to Paradise Valley Mall to get a new phone, since that’s where the AT&T warranty center is. PV mall was a major hangout for me all through the entire 1990’s. First when I used […]
I (still) hate overly cheerful employees.
Especially the Starbucks ones where they say your name like 5 times. It’s supposed to make it more personal and friendly but always comes off as forced and awkward. “Hi Brandon! What can I get for you today Brandon?! Hey everyone can I get a venti soy latte for Brandon? Here I have a venti […]
poltergeist
I made this commercial for Jensen Loudspeakers. It’s been playing as a video pre-roll on some popular youtube channels
Take it out to Pomona and let ’em know
Gonna save all my money and buy a GTO Get a helmet and a roll bar, and I’ll be ready to go Take it out to Pomona and let ’em know That I’m the coolest thing around Little buddy, gonna shut you down When I turn it on, wind it up, blow it out GTO! […]
602sdays
Carousel is a Lie!
“Welcome, humans! I am ready for you! Fish, plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea. Fresh as harvest day. Overwhelming, am I not? Are you, too, startled? Am I too removed from your kin? InformationI am more than machine. More than man. More than a fusion of the two. Don’t you agree? Wait for […]