Out of His Shell by Brandon Adamson Just recently, I’ve come to the realization that I must have missed out entirely on the whole “being a man” thing. you know, just skipped right over it. I think I went straight from boy to “shell of a man.” From my 2008 book, SideQuests
Out of his Shell
By Brandon Adamson
I’ve got dreams to remember
By Brandon Adamson
So here I am sitting around in my underwear playing my guitar and listening to the Hollies’ greatest hits on my Fisher Price record player. Right now the song “I’m alive” is playing…which I feel like is a lie for these times. This along with going to the mall have come to be the high […]
smiling faces all around, rushin’ through the busy town
By Brandon Adamson
So yesterday I spent half the day driving around running errands, getting things done that I had put off for quite a while. For some reason my car’s air conditioning decided to stop working right in the middle of August in fucking Phoenix, and I was wearing a jean jacket so it was hot as […]
Joltin Joe has left and gone away
By Brandon Adamson
Well you can just call me Joe Dimaggio for a while, as I decided to take a break from going out for a while. I am at one of those odd points where I am mostly without a partner in crime. Also, you get so little out of going out really. Very rarely do you […]
mister blue
By Brandon Adamson
This weekend blows. Today it must redeem itself. My “date” for the prom sort of flaked out on me friday, so now I’m hanging out with martha dumptruck. Ended up at Philthy Phils dancing with an asian(hispasian?) chick who was going buck wild. I was in sort of a shitty mood so I smoked a […]
Las Vegas, loner style
By Brandon Adamson
I stayed at The Orleans, a New Orleans themed hotel, which contained Mardi Gras decor, a French Market Buffet, voodoo, and giant floating heads. This one reminded me of the dude from The Land of FarAway Anyone for some “bread that cures all hunger?” The Excalibur, which resembles a ginormous version of “Castles and Coasters” […]
Diary of
By Brandon Adamson
So I bought a “new” record player from East Side Records the other day, and got one record, “The Best of Bread” which they said I could have for free. I went home, plugged it in and listened to the first song “Make it With You” which I listened to with a girl recently on […]
Driving like a maniac. Support those who support it.
By Brandon Adamson
This License permits you to drive on the sidewalks to avoid traffic — To drive through stop signs as long as you blow your horn — To drive with bad tires as long as you know your brakes are bad — To drive over a draw-bridge when the bridge is up. Signed by U. R. […]
very important
By Brandon Adamson
Aaaaah! So Las Vegas was pretty uneventful, but kinda rad. I’ll post some pictures and give a proper update later today.
Where have all the graveyards gone? Gone to Flowers every one…
By Brandon Adamson
Flying to Las Vegas in the morning. Will be back on thursday. Staying at “The Orleans,” a New Orleans themed hotel(hopefully pre-katrina and it’s not all just looters and mosquitoes running amok) Something tells me this isn’t going to be like “Live and Let Die.” If I die in a horrible plane crash. I hope […]