poem of the week
By Brandon Adamson

From my book, SideQuests Carefully Chosen Words Feel free about your feelings to ramble to your heart’s content if it is even possible or even seems a cause worthy who knows if that vessel is still sea worthy to reach such a destination. (I should hope not!) but for me when it comes to you […]

“ivana hump ivana trump”
By Brandon Adamson

Saturday Rick Bahto picked me up from the airport, and we went to eat at LGO where I had the “a mushroom party” pizza which was damn good. Let me just say that there are serious beauties that work there including a girl who looks like an Egyptian princess. While we were there a song […]

what would bugsy siegel say
By Brandon Adamson

Saturday I got back from Las Vegas where I attended the Consumer Electronics Convention(CES.) 3D tvs are apparently going to be the big new thing. Would be cooler if no tv was going to be the new big thing. Las Vegas was fun but mostly exhausting from all the walking around I did carrying stuff. […]

The endangered species carousel
By Brandon Adamson

Went to Zoolights on Tuesday night at the Phoenix Zoo. When we walked in, immediately somebody(a zoo employee) took our picture, and they were like “you can pick up the photo on the way out,” but we were so surprised that there was no way either one of us was going to want to see […]

he’ll remember that number
By Brandon Adamson

Yesterday we were playing the new John Madden’s football 2010(Madden ’93 for the Sega Genesis is the best of all the versions in my opinion.) I lost a couple of close games against Rudd 49-45 and 35-32. They both came down to the laset couple plays of the game. Then after a night of nothingness […]

Shades of Soylent Green
By Brandon Adamson

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/nov/20/peru-gang-killing-human-fat Gang ‘killed victims to extract their fat’… Peruvian police arrest suspects who allegedly drained their victims and sold liquid as an anti-wrinkle treatment Police said they received a tip four months ago about a trade in human fat, which exported the amber liquid to Europe as anti-wrinkle cream.

You say “Boff a” I say bofa…(neither IRL)
By Brandon Adamson

Following up on my entry, I decided to bust out with a deez nuts joke via text message to my friend Steven Christopher Wallace. It was the classic “Are you going to see bofa tonight” only he didn’t seem to get it . At first he thought “bofa” mean B of A as in Bank […]

V The Unoriginal Series
By Brandon Adamson

Why did they have to remake “V”? Is nothing sacred? I hate remakes…. Can’t they come up with any new ideas? Apparently, exploitation is the new imagination. I can remember vividly being in the living room at 1320 s. elm grove rd when “V” the original miniseries premiered in 1983. In those days, unless you […]

By Brandon Adamson

So almost every day I go to Fashion Square mall for about a half hour. I buy a diet coke from the food court, and just wander around and daydream. It’s become part of my new routine. While I have yet have an actual conversation with anyone at the mall(such a thing would ruin it […]

titles
By Brandon Adamson

So I’ve been thinking of moving this blog to another domain. It’s just too hard to tell people what the url is, though on the other hand that’s sort of what I like about it. Besides, talking about blogs in public is lame. However if this blog is ever going to sort of almost but […]