“Your room is like your personality exploded all over the place”
So I finished scraping the paint and glue off of my concrete floors yesterday. Out of nowhere Steven Christopher Wallace showed up to help, and I was working in nothing but my underwear and a pair of tennis shoes. So then I had to put on some pants, but after a while I was like […]
Then Buster!…You’re General Custer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIg0SaLObkQ First thing I do when I finish remodeling my place is pour myself a bottle of Pinot Grigio and watch all the Dean Martin “Matt Helm” spy movies in a row.: The Silencers Murderers Row The Ambushers The Wrecking Crew alone if I have to..BUT any girl who will sit through all four of […]
the pigkeeper’s daughter
So last night after the bar, I went over to Nikki’s house, which was in friendtown(as opposed to bonetown,) but when you have a friend as rad as Nikki, that’s all you need. Anyway, on the way over we stopped at QT because she wanted to buy some snackula in the form of salt and […]
Q: What do you call a normal female thought process? A:That of a sociopathic man. -SCW
Well. I finally got the keys to my place. I plan on moving in sometime this weekend, but I have to paint and do some work on the floors first, and make the place look as mod as possible. So I will be spending most of this evening painting, and most of tomorrow. I’m not […]