On the other hand, it’s the only way you’ll discover that I’m the good guy in this story
Suddenly, I can’t think of anything more important.” Lack of updates over the weekend can only mean that…you guessed it, I’ve been hanging out with a new girl. Friday night I met up with Bill at First Friday, where we walked around and had a mostly uneventful time of it. After that we went to […]
creepy comeback
The Creeps by Brandon Adamson Quite often times people who say you’re really creepy quite often come to find themselves cavorting with the real creeps A lot of people find this blog while searching for the darndest things like “comeback if someone calls you creepy” or “fear of heights, ball tingle”(an actual phenomenon I am […]
Guard well this shield. For one day it will guard your life
I attempted to clean out my room today, but about 15 minutes into it…I discovered The Zombies greatest hits cd that Brandie(an infamous ex from several years back who later became a reliable if completely invisible friend) gave me for Christmas in 2004. And so of course I got sidetracked and ended up dancing on […]
The Antimatter Formula
Somewhere south, where it is colder, Where that which falls stays where it is, You’ll find what isn’t what it is. riddle from “The Forbidden Castle” by Edward Packard And so we face the specter of summer on the horizon, and with it comes the maze of decisions, pursuits, personal equations to solve, ambitions to […]
lonely are the brave
I’ve decided that I can only like girls that are ballsy, and by that I don’t mean transvestite or even tomboyish, but basically you know….just bold. The best relationships come from taking the wrong chance with the right person. Most people generally take the right chance with the wrong person. John Kain: what’s it like […]
the naming of cats is a difficult matter
Saturday afternoon I decided I needed a new uniform. When you’re not having any luck in the world, you can’t change the world and luck is imaginary…so all you can really do is buy some new clothes and/or shave. I went to American Apparel in Scottsdale, and bought this black longsleeve shirt/sweater which when combined […]
Amidst a Misogynist
Amidst a Misogynist Brandon Adamson In the thick of the mix of the blitz of awe and beauty of beauties, we have it would seem a misogynist amidst. Every red blooded man has one, somewhere, perhaps within reason and his ability to do so… a sense of hopelessness tendency toward bitterness over the missed and […]
Tempe girls vs. Scottsdale girls
The difference between Scottsdale girls and Tempe girls is that Scottsdale girls are interested in money, brand names and image. They tend not to give you the time of day unless you can fulfill their expectations in these areas, which is not to say that they have good taste as far as these things go(some […]
i’ve been passing time watching trains go by
So I have been causing wayyy too much mischief these last couple months. It’s going to come back to haunt me I know it. I need to just stay home and brush up on my “Choose Your Own Adventure” skills. Saturday Night, after the bar closed and everyone was standing around doing the outside part….I […]
Never a lightning rod salesman around when you need one
Saturday afternoon, after grabbing a turkey burger from Johnny Rockets at Fashion Square in Scottsdale, I cruised over to Tempe to distribute promotional materials and stumbled into the gigantic arts and crafts festival on Mill ave…which reminded me of South By Southwest except with less hipsters and more old folks. Still, I love going to […]