This was my bed at The Flamingo, where I had sex with the hottest girl ever. She just wasn’t actually there while it was happening. I didn’t intend to make this stupid ass face. I almost fell for this marketing tactic. If only they would have had a slot machine that had Lisa Eilbacher […]
Las Vegas II
By Brandon Adamson
Have a Blue Christmas, in Las Vegas Part I
By Brandon Adamson
That’s right. My Christmas this year was mostly spent wandering the Las Vegas strip like a stray dog. I was there for 4 days, which is an incredible amount of time to be in Vegas. Despite being mildly depressed, I made the most of the trip. The second night I was there I walked all […]
Las Vegas/ CES
By Brandon Adamson
So I was in Las Vegas last week for the Consumer Electronics Show for the third year in a row. I was getting over a cold/flu so this negated some of my adventures and nefarious activities. I still made the Casino rounds though in the evening and took some photos. My room was at The […]
Las Vegas, loner style
By Brandon Adamson
I stayed at The Orleans, a New Orleans themed hotel, which contained Mardi Gras decor, a French Market Buffet, voodoo, and giant floating heads. This one reminded me of the dude from The Land of FarAway Anyone for some “bread that cures all hunger?” The Excalibur, which resembles a ginormous version of “Castles and Coasters” […]
Where have all the graveyards gone? Gone to Flowers every one…
By Brandon Adamson
Flying to Las Vegas in the morning. Will be back on thursday. Staying at “The Orleans,” a New Orleans themed hotel(hopefully pre-katrina and it’s not all just looters and mosquitoes running amok) Something tells me this isn’t going to be like “Live and Let Die.” If I die in a horrible plane crash. I hope […]
the coin of the realm
By Brandon Adamson
“That’ll be 8.02” (I hand the girl at the counter a $10 bill and she starts to count out 1.98 in change) “You’re not really going to give me 98 cents change are you?” Normally I pay for everything with my debit card, but at certain places I only pay cash because I don’t necessarily […]
what would bugsy siegel say
By Brandon Adamson
Saturday I got back from Las Vegas where I attended the Consumer Electronics Convention(CES.) 3D tvs are apparently going to be the big new thing. Would be cooler if no tv was going to be the new big thing. Las Vegas was fun but mostly exhausting from all the walking around I did carrying stuff. […]
The endangered species carousel
By Brandon Adamson
Went to Zoolights on Tuesday night at the Phoenix Zoo. When we walked in, immediately somebody(a zoo employee) took our picture, and they were like “you can pick up the photo on the way out,” but we were so surprised that there was no way either one of us was going to want to see […]
Las Vegas is my dream town
By Brandon Adamson
So I went to Las Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) and let me just say that I want to move to Las Vegas. I love it so much, it has surpassed Los Angeles as my all time favorite city. Don’t believe anyone who tells you it’s a crummy place. The truth is that it’s magical and dreamlike. […]