the naming of cats is a difficult matter
By Brandon Adamson

Saturday afternoon I decided I needed a new uniform. When you’re not having any luck in the world, you can’t change the world and luck is imaginary…so all you can really do is buy some new clothes and/or shave. I went to American Apparel in Scottsdale, and bought this black longsleeve shirt/sweater which when combined […]

May 24, 2010
Let’s not question our flesh for wanting to remain flesh.
By Brandon Adamson

So I’m not sure how it happened, but I’m going through sort of a “viking” phase. I’ve been watching all these old viking movies like “Erik the Conqueror” with Cameron Mitchell and “The Vikings” starring Tony Curtis. And so I grew a beard, and I lift weights while watching these films and just get super […]

April 27, 2010
men on the make can go jump in the lake
By Brandon Adamson

Just woke up from an antihistamine induced coma. Fell asleep watching “Earthquake”(1974) starring Charlton Heston..a classic with a tear jerker ending. Apparently there actually was an earthquake today(yesterday,) but I certainly didn’t notice it. I went to my grandma’s to eat rack of lamb, and then to American Apparel where I purchased an overpriced white […]

April 6, 2010
Never a lightning rod salesman around when you need one
By Brandon Adamson

Saturday afternoon, after grabbing a turkey burger from Johnny Rockets at Fashion Square in Scottsdale, I cruised over to Tempe to distribute promotional materials and stumbled into the gigantic arts and crafts festival on Mill ave…which reminded me of South By Southwest except with less hipsters and more old folks. Still, I love going to […]

March 29, 2010
the crying game
By Brandon Adamson

I’ve been lounging around all weekend in this new track suit I got from American Apparel. It’s my favorite thing ever. I think I’m going to buy like 5 of them and that will be all I wear. Friday night I went to First Friday, and then Hot Pink. Hot Pink sucks now, like no […]

March 5, 2006