The Return of Palses Forums

Out of nowhere, Amanda</a decided to bring back the once popular palses community. Actually glovebox joe managed to convince her, but it was still rather unexpected.

Welcome to the Palses Board Thing!
For like, a year, the Palses Board was the coolest thing ever, but it kept getting hacked and breaking so after using a few thousand BB programs we just gave up.

UBB is like, all popular and stuff, so the hope is that they would make it stable and we can have fun again.

For those who don’t know, the Palses are 4 Lyfe, Homedawg, and stuff like that. I’m unsure. I forget a lot of the old Palses lingo. All I know is, that, uhm… we’re not quite like other boards in the sense that we’re extremely stupid.

So, enjoy.

Perhaps we can look forward to seeing some familiar palses like Mr. Peach, Vex, Voltron, Shane, Naeiri,…and err, bastards like Angelxdrug and Prettybitch.

Palses was unique in that none of the conversations were the least bit decipherable, not even in a “secret society” kind of way. Just endless random unapologetically incoherent posts by the same 5 or 6 members. I got a bit caught up in it for a time with such classic topics as “All Hail Amanda, the ‘diet pepsi’ of the internet”.

The re-emergence of Palses marks an important first step in validatethis’ return to greatness. Now all that’s left is to discontinue letting “joey michaels” post updates to the main page and perhaps coaxing bertie into orchestrating some manifestation for Survivorcam 3.