The mildly attractive yet philistine cam girl Cici (p1nk.net) discovered that an unknown vehicle was parked in her driveway today leading her mother to contact the authorities.

kewl! I’m away because there’s a random car parked in my driveway and my mom is calling the police. how awesome (not). ;D ;D ;D byeeeeeeeee

At this point it is unclear whether or not it is just a dangerous perv or merely someone who’s fed up with the outrageously difficult task of finding a parking spot in California without getting a ticket. If that’s the case I can’t say I blame him. I once got my car towed in West Hollywood and had to pay over $800 in frivelous parking tickets (not having my wheels turned the right way etc) to get it released. I actually had to sell the damn car to a random korean guy just to get enough money to get it out of the towing yard and still have enough for a month’s rent and a chicken burrito from “Poquito Mas”.

Anyway, Cici is alright and whoever parked in her driveway should probably be locked up at least temporarily. I conducted a brief interview with Cici to get learn a few more details.

cici gets naked: well, it’s like silver-blue colored sedan
cici gets naked: and at about 6, my mom told me there was a car parked outside, and she wondered if it belonged to any of my friends.. which it didn’t (i didn’t even have to call to ask)..
cici gets naked: it has no liscense plate
brandon adamson: did you think it might be some creepy guy stalking you
cici gets naked: yeah that was my first insentive… but soon i was wondering if someone had like, a dead body in the trunk and decided to park it in my driveway… or it could just be a stray car they decided to get rid of @ my house.
brandon adamson: like a stolen car?
cici gets naked: i dunno who would steal it, it’s a crap car
brandon adamson: what did the police do?
cici gets naked: nothing yet.
brandon adamson: well has anything strange happened in the last few days like pervy guys calling you
cici gets naked: no.. sometimes we get like, hangups, but i’m not gonna assume that means anything.. cause everyone gets those
brandon adamson: i don’t get them
cici gets naked: okay, well, I’m just not going to say that mine are a “special case”.
brandon adamson: well what about an exboyfriend? who are your enemies?
cici gets naked: i don’t have enemies!!
cici gets naked: I have no clue who the fuck it is.
cici gets naked: well, unless they find a body or drugs or some shit in the car, I’ll just assume it’s from some random person that thought he could park his old dump in our driveway.
brandon adamson: so you haven’t looked in it
cici gets naked: the windows are tinted, but i don’t want to go outside and look in the car… what kind of idiot would do that
brandon adamson: you must have some. you’ve got the personality of someone with a lot of enemies
cici gets naked: this might surprise you – I’m a nice girl offline.
brandon adamson: now that would be a good story

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Filed under: Uncategorized - @ June 27, 2002 3:13 am