The Perils of Vampirism
I wonder if vampires would have trouble buying alcohol. Since their ID cards would say they were like hundreds of years old, but then they might only look like they were about 25…No one would believe it was a valid ID. I can just picture ol’ Nosferatu pleading his case with some meathead doofus bouncer […]
no luggage, merely a carry on
“Excuse me sir, will you be checking any luggage?” “No, just a carry on…I don’t have any real baggage, only a chip on my shoulder that I take everywhere I go” “Oh I’m sorry sir, we can’t let you through security with that…it makes you seem too creepy to the other passengers and it will […]