Tin Drum
Whenever I hear a girl say “I want a man, not a boy,” I can immediately disqualify myself and know she’s not the one for me. I’m out. This doesn’t pertain to any specific situation…but occasionally in my discussions with a girl over her romantic life I make a mental note of our own potential […]
Acceptance is the Cure
Acceptance is the Cure I just want someone to accept me for who I am- “But you don’t even accept yourself for who you are!” I accept myself for being someone who can’t accept who they are. So I guess I’m looking for an exception, someone who accepts me for being someone who accepts themselves […]
no luggage, merely a carry on
“Excuse me sir, will you be checking any luggage?” “No, just a carry on…I don’t have any real baggage, only a chip on my shoulder that I take everywhere I go” “Oh I’m sorry sir, we can’t let you through security with that…it makes you seem too creepy to the other passengers and it will […]
The endangered species carousel
Went to Zoolights on Tuesday night at the Phoenix Zoo. When we walked in, immediately somebody(a zoo employee) took our picture, and they were like “you can pick up the photo on the way out,” but we were so surprised that there was no way either one of us was going to want to see […]