Las Vegas II

  This was my bed at The Flamingo, where I had sex with the hottest girl ever. She just wasn’t actually there while it was happening. I didn’t intend to make this stupid ass face. I almost fell for this marketing tactic. If only they would have had a slot machine that had Lisa Eilbacher […]

Once, Twice, Three Times, I’d put a baby in Lady Gaga

Something amazing happened a couple of weeks ago while I was in Las Vegas for the CES show. As I was lying in my hotel room one night watching tv at the mid-tier “Flamingo” establishment located on the strip, somewhere deep in my mind I began to of all things… develop a bizarre crush. It […]

what would bugsy siegel say

Saturday I got back from Las Vegas where I attended the Consumer Electronics Convention(CES.) 3D tvs are apparently going to be the big new thing. Would be cooler if no tv was going to be the new big thing. Las Vegas was fun but mostly exhausting from all the walking around I did carrying stuff. […]