Once, Twice, Three Times, I’d put a baby in Lady Gaga

Something amazing happened a couple of weeks ago while I was in Las Vegas for the CES show. As I was lying in my hotel room one night watching tv at the mid-tier “Flamingo” establishment located on the strip, somewhere deep in my mind I began to of all things… develop a bizarre crush. It […]

no luggage, merely a carry on

“Excuse me sir, will you be checking any luggage?” “No, just a carry on…I don’t have any real baggage, only a chip on my shoulder that I take everywhere I go” “Oh I’m sorry sir, we can’t let you through security with that…it makes you seem too creepy to the other passengers and it will […]