Las Vegas II

  This was my bed at The Flamingo, where I had sex with the hottest girl ever. She just wasn’t actually there while it was happening. I didn’t intend to make this stupid ass face. I almost fell for this marketing tactic. If only they would have had a slot machine that had Lisa Eilbacher […]

Have a Blue Christmas, in Las Vegas Part I

That’s right. My Christmas this year was mostly spent wandering the Las Vegas strip like a stray dog. I was there for 4 days, which is an incredible amount of time to be in Vegas. Despite being mildly depressed, I made the most of the trip. The second night I was there I walked all […]

It’s Not Just a Job, It’s An Adventure

Army Navy, one the finest bands to come out of Los Angeles in probably the last 10 years, has put out a new video, directed by veteran young writer/director Mark Schoenecker and featuring Martin Starr(Freaks and Geeks.) The well respected group has enjoyed steadily increasing popularity since they burst onto the scene several years ago. […]

I need to start a family soon

I managed to make it through the entire summer without going out more than 2 or 3 times. It’s liberating to stay home I tell you. These days, if something doesn’t involve making money then chances are I’m not interested. I’ve learned enough from past experience to know that every time I get on the […]

A not so unRealistic RadioShack Comeback

I think they boast of at least 5,000 stores, which in my opinion is way too many in this day and age and essentially amounts to an overextended electronics empire. If one were to think about how RS can adapt and survive, the example they should look to is Redbox. Video stores went bankrupt because […]

Literally 12 years later

12 years later someone finally unearthed this Gap commercial. You can see a younger, quite malnourished me at the 0:07 second mark, on the right(just behind the black girl with the huge afro.) These were directed by Mike Mills(there is one more out there which has yet to surface on the internet.) They were filmed […]