pay me now or pay me escalator
By Brandon Adamson

I met a girl on the escalator at Fashion Square today in Nordstrom’s. It was completely by chance. She was walking in front of me toward the escalator, but then she paused and walked in another direction because she got confused about which one was up or down. By the time she figured out that […]

November 7, 2010
Guard well this shield. For one day it will guard your life
By Brandon Adamson

I attempted to clean out my room today, but about 15 minutes into it…I discovered The Zombies greatest hits cd that Brandie(an infamous ex from several years back who later became a reliable if completely invisible friend) gave me for Christmas in 2004. And so of course I got sidetracked and ended up dancing on […]

May 31, 2010
Never a lightning rod salesman around when you need one
By Brandon Adamson

Saturday afternoon, after grabbing a turkey burger from Johnny Rockets at Fashion Square in Scottsdale, I cruised over to Tempe to distribute promotional materials and stumbled into the gigantic arts and crafts festival on Mill ave…which reminded me of South By Southwest except with less hipsters and more old folks. Still, I love going to […]

March 29, 2010
a lost mariner for whom black pearls are not sufficient
By Brandon Adamson

I don’t know if I should go out tonight or not. I just can’t decide. Also, I’m trying to find a nice 60’s style black leather jacket. I’m going on a mission at Scottsdale Fashion Square mall tomorrow…or maybe Target.

November 22, 2008
diet pepsi and the champion
By Brandon Adamson

Shane and I stayed up all night playing “Kid Chameleon” for Sega Genesis, one of the hardest games of all time. We got to like level 70 after playing several hours, and that was as far as we got. When you’ve lost all your lives and used up a couple of meager continues it just […]

August 7, 2001