Brandon Adamson

Off With His Head


Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated – but probably not that greatly exaggerated…. more like mildly exaggerated. I spent almost the entire 1st half of 2013 a shell of a man after some rib ligament injury back in January, in addition to some slowly developing unknown health issues. So the future looks bleak, Off With His Head


Don’t Pass?


“He’s been playing ‘Don’t Pass’ and ‘Don’t Pass’ is for non-believers. Sabrina, sooner or later, you have to be a believer.” Dean Martin, Charlie’s Angels(1978) Season 3 Episode 1, “Angels in Vegas”


Las Vegas II


  This was my bed at The Flamingo, where I had sex with the hottest girl ever. She just wasn’t actually there while it was happening. I didn’t intend to make this stupid ass face. I almost fell for this marketing tactic. If only they would have had a slot machine that had Lisa Eilbacher Las Vegas II


I need to start a family soon


I managed to make it through the entire summer without going out more than 2 or 3 times. It’s liberating to stay home I tell you. These days, if something doesn’t involve making money then chances are I’m not interested. I’ve learned enough from past experience to know that every time I get on the I need to start a family soon